Lash's Shop for the Lazy/Busy/Muse-Lacking Poster

Hello there, reader/possible client!

This shop is a way that I, Lash, may end up being able to put my singular major talent - writing - to use.

Everyone can relate to not feeling like posting. Or being too busy to post. Or just straight up lacking the muse to post. If this is your issue, read on!

What I do is simple. If you need posting help, just apply below. You can ask for some inspiration/suggestions, or outline some ideas and ask me to make it into a post. At the moment, this service is FREE, but if it works I might put a price on it.

So, client, are you a lazy, busy, or muse-lacking resident of this forum? Well now Lash is here to help with all your roleplay needs. Just apply below.

note - At the moment, please only apply with characters from LSP.

Forms:

Post Writing (full service)

Character Name:
Location:
Situation (does not have to be detailed, I can just go and read the thread):
Ideas: (If you have any idea of what you would like your character to do, write it here.)
Dos and Donts: (Tell me what you character can do and what you absolutely on no occasion want them to do)
Link to their bio: (Just useful for me)

Note: I will use this form to write a post. I will show you the post, and if you are not pleased/want something changed, I will do so. If you're fine with it, you can post it. But if you could help me by putting in your notes somewhere that you used me to write it, that would be excellent.

Muse-Lacking (aka, Consulting)

Character Name:
Location:
Situation:
Ideas: (This does not have to be included if you have no ideas.)
Link to their bio:

I will give you advice or ideas on how to proceed from the current situation. You are free to use them or not use them.

Rates:
Full Service - FREE
Consulting - FREE

Now come, the muse-lacking, the lazy, the busy, the newbies. Come and get some help from Lash's Shop for the Lazy, Busy or Muse-Lacking Poster!

Character Name: James
Location: Black Rock
Situation (does not have to be detailed, I can just go and read the thread): Basically conversing with other pirates
Ideas: Don't have exactly any ideas, sorry
Dos and Donts: James can be nice at times but he's defiant and rather stubborn. He would absolutely never back down from a fight and he is rather reluctant to excepting help.
Link to their bio: https://thekilljoys.rpg-board.net/t18-james-falk

Okay, this is what I came up with. It's nothing wild and exciting, but I tried. If you think anything should be changed, go ahead and let me know. I won't be offended.
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"This ship has been a-sail for close to a year now, how on earth would you have gotten here and been dozing around without a crew or myself knowing?"

A-sail? This lass seemed right out of her mind. James couldn't understand what she meant. Ship? If she was referring to the ship here, James didn't get it. This ship wasn't sailing anywhere. The girl behaved oddly, from the words she spoke to the way she moved around him. As the she-wolf circled him, James bristled slightly, turning around to keep silent eye contact. When the lass smile, James' tail twitched. Her smile wasn't kind, it was downright eerie. But this other male, he seemed to like her. James didn't understand what he saw in this peculiar and rude female.

You coming Captin, or are you going to wallow in this pups sorrowful tears?

"I don't have any tears, especially over you. And if yer gonna be rude, then ya go away now. No one likes a rude blaggard." James retorted to the female. He didn't like her one bit. Besides the fact that she was rude, she acted wrong. Out of her mind. James didn't want to be anywhere near someone like that.

When the second female jumped down, James regarded her curiously. He supposed that he shouldn't be surprised. If there were two others about, there were bound to be others. Perhaps some nicer ones. But when this lass spoke, James found her just as peculiar as the first. Her words were nothing James had heard before, some strange tongue that sounded smooth and choppy at the same time.
James tilted his head. "I don't understand a word ye be saying," He told her. "Can you speak like the rest a' us?"

Character Name: Jamia
Location: Den
Situation: About ta hunt
Ideas: Basically she just needs to lead the pack away to any sort of hunting grounds, doesn't matter where
Link to their bio: https://thekilljoys.rpg-board.net/t6-jamia-alpha-female

Here's what I came up with. Of course, feel free to make any edits or whatever you'd like.

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Jamia nodded to the small group that had gathered. She felt confident that they would catch some food, or at least find something worthwhile. It would give Jamia time to see the skills of members of the pack that she didn't know as well - Bane in particular.

At the appearance of Vivian, Jamia looked to the young she-wolf. Vivian was always excited about something, but that wasn't a bad thing. A small smile appeared as she answered Vivian.

"Sure, another never hurts." Jamia replied pleasantly. She then addressed the whole group. "Come on, let's move out."
Jamia flicked her tail, turning, leading the three wolves and the fox off from the den. She heard their pawsteps hurrying along behind. Jamia didn't go too fast, giving herself time to consider where to head. She ran possible locations through her head as they went along, away from the den. Half of her mind was alert, though, always. There was no going off guard.

Jamia gave a decisive nod to herself as she focused on where they should head. The river would be good. Prey had to drink, after all, and the river was easily accessible for them. If they didn't find any prey, there were probably useful herbs there anyways.

Jamia glanced over her shoulder as she continued, barking to the others to give them a sense of where they were headed. "We're heading over to the river!"

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